An Update

SpSILLY.AHH-YEAHoilers ahead, ye denizens of the Internet.

Dragon Age: Inquisition has been beaten. It took me about 100 hours to complete the game, which is amazing for an RPG. I think both Origins and DA2 came in at about 50 hours each. Loved the game. The story was mediocre, but the lore and surrounding characterization more than made up for it. The combat system, though better than Origins’, was not as good as DA2’s for me. The PC interface took a long time to get used to and was the most significant minus and source of frustration for me. Overall I rate the game about 8.5/10, if that scale makes sense. I’ll write up a lore post going over my thoughts on the deeper lore elements revealed in DA:I soon.

On the anime front, I’m caught up on Sword Art Online II and Unlimited Blade Works. Combined blog posts incoming sooner rather than later, hopefully. The latter anime was more decent than I expected, so that’s a plus. UBW continues to be beautiful and elicit the question what the everliving fuck is the budget for this thing? The pain of Zankyou no Terror is properly fading, thank God.

Now I have to balance my time between writing, Super Smash Bros, other playthroughs of DA:I, WoW PVP, and League of Legends as the new season comes on the horizon (LOL LUCIAN NERFS APPEARED ON THE PTR TODAY. SO HAPPY…even though they might have gone too far.). One thing’s for sure: we’re not in a drought anymore in video game land.

Wish I could say the same for California, though. :/

Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works – 3/4

Missed last week’s po63a8f57f-414f-4e56-a5ce-a2a92ac134d51st for Fate/stay night, probably because I was still recovering from the visual orgy. I do love anime when it has no budget restrictions. Watching Berserker and Saber clash in a foggy courtyard and Rin/Ilya duel was a sight to behold. I’ll be honest: I was afraid the writers would try to be lazy and copy the first few episodes of the original Fate/stay night, but I’ve been happy to see they didn’t fall into that trap. We’ve met Lancer as follows, but I seem to recall that they encountered Rider next and did not go straight to Ryuudou Temple. Caster didn’t even play a part in the original anime until the very end of the series. Still, that just gives us more opportunity for beautiful animation, and it keeps the plot from losing its luster so quickly.

Alas, what goes up must come down (Spider-man is wrong here), and even if you don’t have budget restrictions, you will inevitably spend less time and effort on some areas than others. In anime, this typically follows immediately after a full-budget episode, so episode 4 was pretty quiet and, frankly, the worst episode of the anime so far. It wasn’t particularly bad in anyway, just dull when compared to the last few weeks. Not much happened except at the very end, where Rin got to show off her power again. She needs to shout more German. That’s fun.

I eagerly await next week.

Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works – 2

ThisSILLY.KNOW episode brought to you by Exposition, Incorporated, co-sponsored by its affiliate, Awkward Situations, LLC. Speaking of which: Saber, maybe there’s some sort of unspoken rule that repeat participants of a Holy Grail War cannot divulge what happened during the previous wars–even though I don’t think such has ever been mentioned anywhere in the series–but you do know the man Shirou is talking to tried to kill his adopted father, is a horrible monster of a human being, and is more or less responsible for everything that is happening now. That information seems a bit too pertinent not to reveal. At this point, of course, none of the characters have an inkling that Kotomine Kirei is a participant of this Holy Grail War as well, so it’s not like spilling the beans on Kotomine would really change anything from their perspective. It would just make Shirou more suspicious of him.

What else is there to say? I mean, yay, whatever-her-name von Eizenburg showed up, so next week we should get some juicy violence, but anyone who’s watched the previous series wouldn’t find this episode interesting. It sets up the basics of the Holy Grail for the newcomer. At least Shirou wasn’t so goddamned preachy about his morality like last time. He just listened and accepted things a bit more readily instead of going “PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED.”

I do love Kotomine’s voice actor, though. Such a unique timbre.

Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works – 1

Damn, motherfuckers. YSILLY.CAUSALITYou went all out on the budget for this one. Two consecutive one-hour episodes of this shit already, all in gorgeous HD animation? Good stuff for the eyes, ladies and gentlemen.

I remember the original Fate/stay night anime back in 2006. Eight years ago, huh. Time flies. I do have my bones to pick with the Fate/whatever universe, namely its overly complicated backstory that plays a huge part in all the characters’ motivations, yet can’t be introduced to the viewer smoothly in the anime due to how obtuse it is. Try reading the wiki on this stuff, people. I give you three sentences before it loses you on the nature of the Third Magic and why the fuck any of this shit is happening. Anyway, the Fate/whatever series have really always come down to crazy action and beautiful animation mixed with bombastic philosophizing, all done with a respectable amount of class. (Remember that?) I prefer to describe them as masterpieces of execution, as the underlying material isn’t very deep or thought-provoking. You come for the ride, because the ride’s done well and won’t throw you out of your seat while making you vomit, like some other series I’ve recounted on this blog already. Fate/zero was superb in this regard; I have high hopes for this outing.

This episode recounts the same period of time as Episode 0 from last week, only focused around Shirou Emiya, the adopted son of Kiritsugu. This was the worst facet of the episode, as Shirou has never been a compelling character to me. He’s just too much of a goody-two-shoes who stumbles through the series thanks to an insane amount of dumb luck, in contrast to the deliciously brutal competency of his father and almost every other participant of the previous Holy Grail War (with the exception of the hopeless douchebag known as Kayneth El-Melloi), which made Fate/zero so fantastic to watch. Competence porn is the best porn, hence why I always root for Rin. She’s naive in some ways, but focused, intelligent, and very much up to the task when push comes to shove. She earns her victories; Shirou gets many of his through writer fiat. From what I know about the plotline of UBW, though, I think Shirou is likely to be compromised to a certain degree and tapered into a more developed character compared to the last Fate/stay night anime. We’ll see, but first we have to get through the initial half where Shirou preaches on about saving people and shit without taking a hint. Ugh.

Also very pleased to see the return of Lancer, badass extraordinaire from the Emerald Isle. I’ve always liked his ability kit; Gae Bolg is an impressive weapon, to be sure, but his ability to reverse causality and ensure his spear hits his target’s heart is nothing but imposing. Saber only dodges it because she has her own divine luck that allows her to narrowly escape the blow; to be honest, that’s always been something of a lame cop-out for me, as I’d rather have seen Avalon regenerate the wound, but if Saber died in Episode 1, there wouldn’t be much of a series. Eh well.

It’s about time I had an anime I thoroughly enjoy watching, letting me wash away the pain of Zankyou no Terror with all due haste and eagerness.